WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES: PART TWO

Oh my gosh seriously this post is so late it's embarrassing. But YEAAH here I have more stuff to do with films I've watched with my family recently!! Ta-Da!! Although now, not-so recently. So, um yeah I was staying with my step-family two weekends ago and, as usual, we all watched loads of movies together. First up - OMG ITS MEAN GIRLS.

 

I could talk about Mean Girls forever because it is such a perfect movie. I mean, when I was watching it for maybe the 50th time I thought "I love EVERY part of this film. It is SO perfect". It is seriously the most quotable movie ever. I admit that 'BOO, YOU WHORE' is something I've used in some pretty spot-on situations. Once I walked into my friends ICT lesson (computer studies) and some guy shouted 'SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!'. Everyone knew what he was talking about and we all cracked up. I've also told people that they smell like a baby prostitute on many occasions (although I mean it as a complement obviously?..). Yesterday, I kindly explained to my older brother that 'I DON'T HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT - YOU'RE FAT BECAUSE I HATE YOU'. 

Other big lines include:
- '4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO'
- 'IF YOU'RE FROM AFRICA, WHY ARE YOU WHITE?' 'OH MY GOD KAREN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE.'
- 'YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!'
- 'ON WEDNESDAYS WE WHERE PINK'
- 'GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE 'FETCH' HAPPEN. ITS NOT. GOING. TO HAPPEN!'
- 'AND ON THE THIRD DAY, GOD CREATED THE REMINGTON BOLT ACTION RIFLE, SO THAT MAN COULD FIGHT THE DINOSAURS... AND THE HOMOSEXUALS. AMEN!'

...You see! So quotable! Of course there are many more but for that I would probably need to copy down the whole script. Umm, no.

 

Oh yeah and you see that cute little Louis Vuitton bag Cady is holding in the picture above? I've actually got one. It was a beautiful gift from Sarah, my step-dad's fiance (SHOUT OUT). I kept watching it and shouting 'THERE IT IS' *3 seconds later* 'THERE IT IS' etc. I think it got really annoying for everyone but to be honest, I did not care. I probably shouldn't, but I can't help loving all the super-girly outfits throughout the film. It is like one long advert for Juicy Couture (all the outfits from the film are from there btw). Maybe this is all part of a deep-set longing to be a Plastic. I mean, I don't think it was the moral of the movie, but I just completely love and idolise them :).

My brothers and step-dad seemed a little unsure about the idea as it is usually all horror movies in that house, but it was so awesome and I think they loved it. My 10-year-old brother (slightly inappropriate) and my 19-year-old brother both found it hysterical. Even my step-dad was LOLing at parts. I believe this is sufficient proof that this film is just universally perfect. But then it is partly written by super-funny woman Tina Fey which explains a lot. It was the best film-watching experience I think we've had as a family in ages. In conclusion, best film of all time? Oh okay then.

So we also watched another film after called The Loved Ones. I don't really have a lot to say about it because it was SO GRIM. I couldn't deal with it at all. It was about this guy who gets kidnapped by a crazy weird girl who is in love with him. It is so creepy and gory and weird and horrible. The only funny or entertaining aspect of the film was this hilarious song that the crazy stalker girl kept playing. As it happens, my step-dad actually owns the song (cringe) and it's called 'Am I Not Pretty Enough?' by Kasey Chambers LOL. HAHAHA oh my god it was so funny. I don't even know whether it will be funny outside the context of the film, but all I know is that myself and step-brother Reece were in hysterics. The rest of the film was just disturbing and upsetting.

P.S I'm sorry if this video ruins your day :)

XOXOX